Let's have a crazy-german-70s-soccer-fashion-show-dance-party.
What the hell is going on here?
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Friday, December 19, 2008
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Monday, December 8, 2008
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Sunday, November 30, 2008
It Could be Worse Monday: Puppy Piss
Things could look sweet an innocent, until you look a little closer.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Bike Hero
If you read this blog, you probably know I love Guitar Hero. This is a new level of amazingness.
ThankChristman
ThankChristman
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
Monday, November 10, 2008
It Could be Worse Monday: Presidential
Franklin Delano Roosevelt served his first term as the president from 1933-1937.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt served his second term as the president from 1937-1941.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt served his third term as the president from 1941-1945.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt served his fourth term as the president from 1945 until his death in 1947.
After Roosevelt's death, the newly Republican 80th United States Congress desired to establish a firm constitutional provision barring presidents from being elected more than twice. On March 21, 1947, the Twenty-second Amendment was passed:
Amendment XXII
Section 1. No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once. But this article shall not apply to any person holding the office of President when this article was proposed by the Congress, and shall not prevent any person who may be holding the office of President, or acting as President, during the term within which this article becomes operative from holding the office of President or acting as President during the remainder of such term.
It could be worse, the Twenty-second amendment could not exist, and there could be four more years of this:
Franklin Delano Roosevelt served his second term as the president from 1937-1941.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt served his third term as the president from 1941-1945.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt served his fourth term as the president from 1945 until his death in 1947.
After Roosevelt's death, the newly Republican 80th United States Congress desired to establish a firm constitutional provision barring presidents from being elected more than twice. On March 21, 1947, the Twenty-second Amendment was passed:
Amendment XXII
Section 1. No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once. But this article shall not apply to any person holding the office of President when this article was proposed by the Congress, and shall not prevent any person who may be holding the office of President, or acting as President, during the term within which this article becomes operative from holding the office of President or acting as President during the remainder of such term.
It could be worse, the Twenty-second amendment could not exist, and there could be four more years of this:
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Things to say [or not] during sex
A little old but still the greatness…you little minx
A little old, but this flowchart is greatness.
A little old, but this flowchart is greatness.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Saturday, November 1, 2008
We Are Very Small
Saw this video a few months ago, and just thought it was phenomenal. If you just think about how small you feel in a big city, now compare that to the state, country, continent planet, and now the universe. You literally are just a little piece of shit…how's that for an ego buster?
The Size of All Planets Are Relative - Amazing videos are here
The Size of All Planets Are Relative - Amazing videos are here
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Equinox Shoot
Just got back from LA, shooting ads with another art director Kellar Williams. Here's a few behind the scene images from the process. It was pretty awesome to have all these people there making real what my partner and I thought up with our feet up on a couch.
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| Equinox Shoot |
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
The Beginning of: It Could Be Worse Mondays
In an attempt to force myself to post more to my blog, I'd like to welcome in a new feature to Thank Krichmar, It Could Be Worse Mondays.
We all know that the day we go back to work is a dreaded day. The end of freedom and fun spent Friday, and Saturday and the relaxation of Sunday. But don't let Monday's get you down. Every week I will feature, a video, a picture, or a story to remind you that no matter how shitty your job is your day could be worse.
And I'll try to make sure they get up late Sunday night, or early to welcome you back to your desk:
Little Kid on Bike Rides Into Pole - Watch more free videos
We all know that the day we go back to work is a dreaded day. The end of freedom and fun spent Friday, and Saturday and the relaxation of Sunday. But don't let Monday's get you down. Every week I will feature, a video, a picture, or a story to remind you that no matter how shitty your job is your day could be worse.
And I'll try to make sure they get up late Sunday night, or early to welcome you back to your desk:
Little Kid on Bike Rides Into Pole - Watch more free videos
Friday, July 18, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
D-I-Y Child Molestation
Really Creepy Sex Abuse PSA - Watch more free videos
I'm not sure if this is as much a warning to children as to what to look for in signs of child molesters, or an instructional video on how to get kids to get their clothes off. Either way, this guy Mr. Mac has a huge ring of child labored birdhouses, and the only payment is developmental issues.
Friday, May 9, 2008
Again & Again
My friend did this video for this song. I think it's pretty fucking dope, and wouldn't have the patience to edit this shit. Check him out dennisaliu.com
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Friday, May 2, 2008
Justice - Stress
Amazing. This is one of the most emotionally disturbing tracks on the Justice † album. In a good way, and this video is amazing in capturing and portraying the tension in the song. Justice has just gained even more respect from me as artists.
And I want one of those jackets.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
New Source of Inappropriate
With my new city and job, come new sources for horribly inappropriate hilarious videos. Welcome Nate Christman to the party.
Monday, April 28, 2008
HBo Title Sequence
So when I started at the Creative Circus I was told that advertising is getting a lot smaller because it doesn't take as many people to do what it used to take so many to do.
Prime example here, this sweet ass 10 minute video about the intro to HBO films. Makes me feel like a lazy fucker.
Prime example here, this sweet ass 10 minute video about the intro to HBO films. Makes me feel like a lazy fucker.
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Horseballs®
Half of me wants this to not be a real video, and the other half wants to go buy a horse, so I can get in on this action.
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Monday, April 14, 2008
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Fire your media buyer
So apparently paying attention to where your ad lands is not an issue. Take this one for instance, what are we teaching out children. He who casts the first stone laughs last.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Real Homer and Mario
I don't care who you are, this should be kind of freaky to you. So freaky to me it had to make the blog, click on them for freakier closeups.
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
The Wildlife of an Idea
I've seen this video just normally, but somehow it's transformed into funny with the help of one sound effect and some callouts.
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Friday, March 14, 2008
Strip Club Obsession
I have a friend addicted to strip clubs, and we were having a funny AIM convo. I thought to myself, where can I capture the hilarity of this…wait I have a new blog of random. Enjoy:
him: I have plenty to blog about » 3:25
but nothing that should be public » 3:25
me: lol »3:26
like your obsessions with strip clubs? » 3:26
him: dude there is much to be said about strip clubs » 3:26
I'm getting better » 3:26
I go more, but spend less » 3:26
thats progress kid » 3:26
me: lol, is it » 3:27
him: indeed sir » 3:27
because I mean...spend 3 bucks to get in » 3:27
listen to music and watch nekkid women dance » 3:28
thats solid entertainment. a buck or two, get a broad to slap your face with her chesticles » 3:28
10 dollars, couple hours worth of fun, socializing with your friends, sounds good to me »3:28
him: I have plenty to blog about » 3:25
but nothing that should be public » 3:25
me: lol »3:26
like your obsessions with strip clubs? » 3:26
him: dude there is much to be said about strip clubs » 3:26
I'm getting better » 3:26
I go more, but spend less » 3:26
thats progress kid » 3:26
me: lol, is it » 3:27
him: indeed sir » 3:27
because I mean...spend 3 bucks to get in » 3:27
listen to music and watch nekkid women dance » 3:28
thats solid entertainment. a buck or two, get a broad to slap your face with her chesticles » 3:28
10 dollars, couple hours worth of fun, socializing with your friends, sounds good to me »3:28
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Cartoon Law of Physics (not the author)
Cartoon Laws of Physics
Authorship Unknown
Cartoon Law I
Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point, the familiar principle of 32 feet per second per second takes over.
Cartoon Law II
Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matter intervenes suddenly. Whether shot from a cannon or in hot pursuit on foot, cartoon characters are so absolute in their momentum that only a telephone pole or an outsize boulder retards their forward motion absolutely. Sir Isaac Newton called this sudden termination of motion the stooge's surcease.
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the specialty of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Cartoon Law IV
The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken. Such an object is inevitably priceless, the attempt to capture it inevitably unsuccessful.
Cartoon Law V
All principles of gravity are negated by fear. Psychic forces are sufficient in most bodies for a shock to propel them directly away from the earth's surface. A spooky noise or an adversary's signature sound will induce motion upward, usually to the cradle of a chandelier, a treetop, or the crest of a flagpole. The feet of a character who is running or the wheels of a speeding auto need never touch the ground, especially when in flight.
Cartoon Law VI
As speed increases, objects can be in several places at once. This is particularly true of tooth-and-claw fights, in which a character's head may be glimpsed emerging from the cloud of altercation at several places simultaneously. This effect is common as well among bodies that are spinning or being throttled. A `wacky' character has the option of self-replication only at manic high speeds and may ricochet off walls to achieve the velocity required.
Cartoon Law VII
Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot. This trompe l'oeil inconsistency has baffled generations, but at least it is known that whoever paints an entrance on a wall's surface to trick an opponent will be unable to pursue him into this theoretical space. The painter is flattened against the wall when he attempts to follow into the painting. This is ultimately a problem of art, not of science.
Cartoon Law VIII
Any violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent. Cartoon cats possess even more deaths than the traditional nine lives might comfortably afford. They can be decimated, spliced, splayed, accordion-pleated, spindled, or disassembled, but they cannot be destroyed. After a few moments of blinking self pity, they reinflate, elongate, snap back, or solidify. Corollary: A cat will assume the shape of its container.
Cartoon Law IX
Everything falls faster than an anvil.
Cartoon Law X
For every vengeance there is an equal and opposite revengeance. This is the one law of animated cartoon motion that also applies to the physical world at large. For that reason, we need the relief of watching it happen to a duck instead.
Cartoon Law Amendment A
A sharp object will always propel a character upward. When poked (usually in the buttocks) with a sharp object (usually a pin), a character will defy gravity by shooting straight up, with great velocity.
Cartoon Law Amendment B
The laws of object permanence are nullified for "cool" characters. Characters who are intended to be "cool" can make previously nonexistent objects appear from behind their backs at will. For instance, the Road Runner can materialize signs to express himself without speaking.
Cartoon Law Amendment C
Explosive weapons cannot cause fatal injuries. They merely turn characters temporarily black and smoky.
Cartoon Law Amendment D
Gravity is transmitted by slow-moving waves of large wavelengths. Their operation can be witnessed by observing the behavior of a canine suspended over a large vertical drop. Its feet will begin to fall first, causing its legs to stretch. As the wave reaches its torso, that part will begin to fall, causing the neck to stretch. As the head begins to fall, tension is released and the canine will resume its regular proportions until such time as it strikes the ground.
Cartoon Law Amendment E
Dynamite is spontaneously generated in "C-spaces" (spaces in which cartoon laws hold). The process is analogous to steady-state theories of the universe which postulated that the tensions involved in maintaining a space would cause the creation of hydrogen from nothing. Dynamite quanta are quite large (stick sized) and unstable (lit). Such quanta are attracted to psychic forces generated by feelings of distress in "cool" characters (see Amendment B, which may be a special case of this law), who are able to use said quanta to their advantage. One may imagine C-spaces where all matter and energy result from primal masses of dynamite exploding. A big bang indeed.
Authorship Unknown
Cartoon Law I
Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point, the familiar principle of 32 feet per second per second takes over.
Cartoon Law II
Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matter intervenes suddenly. Whether shot from a cannon or in hot pursuit on foot, cartoon characters are so absolute in their momentum that only a telephone pole or an outsize boulder retards their forward motion absolutely. Sir Isaac Newton called this sudden termination of motion the stooge's surcease.
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the specialty of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Cartoon Law IV
The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken. Such an object is inevitably priceless, the attempt to capture it inevitably unsuccessful.
Cartoon Law V
All principles of gravity are negated by fear. Psychic forces are sufficient in most bodies for a shock to propel them directly away from the earth's surface. A spooky noise or an adversary's signature sound will induce motion upward, usually to the cradle of a chandelier, a treetop, or the crest of a flagpole. The feet of a character who is running or the wheels of a speeding auto need never touch the ground, especially when in flight.
Cartoon Law VI
As speed increases, objects can be in several places at once. This is particularly true of tooth-and-claw fights, in which a character's head may be glimpsed emerging from the cloud of altercation at several places simultaneously. This effect is common as well among bodies that are spinning or being throttled. A `wacky' character has the option of self-replication only at manic high speeds and may ricochet off walls to achieve the velocity required.
Cartoon Law VII
Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot. This trompe l'oeil inconsistency has baffled generations, but at least it is known that whoever paints an entrance on a wall's surface to trick an opponent will be unable to pursue him into this theoretical space. The painter is flattened against the wall when he attempts to follow into the painting. This is ultimately a problem of art, not of science.
Cartoon Law VIII
Any violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent. Cartoon cats possess even more deaths than the traditional nine lives might comfortably afford. They can be decimated, spliced, splayed, accordion-pleated, spindled, or disassembled, but they cannot be destroyed. After a few moments of blinking self pity, they reinflate, elongate, snap back, or solidify. Corollary: A cat will assume the shape of its container.
Cartoon Law IX
Everything falls faster than an anvil.
Cartoon Law X
For every vengeance there is an equal and opposite revengeance. This is the one law of animated cartoon motion that also applies to the physical world at large. For that reason, we need the relief of watching it happen to a duck instead.
Cartoon Law Amendment A
A sharp object will always propel a character upward. When poked (usually in the buttocks) with a sharp object (usually a pin), a character will defy gravity by shooting straight up, with great velocity.
Cartoon Law Amendment B
The laws of object permanence are nullified for "cool" characters. Characters who are intended to be "cool" can make previously nonexistent objects appear from behind their backs at will. For instance, the Road Runner can materialize signs to express himself without speaking.
Cartoon Law Amendment C
Explosive weapons cannot cause fatal injuries. They merely turn characters temporarily black and smoky.
Cartoon Law Amendment D
Gravity is transmitted by slow-moving waves of large wavelengths. Their operation can be witnessed by observing the behavior of a canine suspended over a large vertical drop. Its feet will begin to fall first, causing its legs to stretch. As the wave reaches its torso, that part will begin to fall, causing the neck to stretch. As the head begins to fall, tension is released and the canine will resume its regular proportions until such time as it strikes the ground.
Cartoon Law Amendment E
Dynamite is spontaneously generated in "C-spaces" (spaces in which cartoon laws hold). The process is analogous to steady-state theories of the universe which postulated that the tensions involved in maintaining a space would cause the creation of hydrogen from nothing. Dynamite quanta are quite large (stick sized) and unstable (lit). Such quanta are attracted to psychic forces generated by feelings of distress in "cool" characters (see Amendment B, which may be a special case of this law), who are able to use said quanta to their advantage. One may imagine C-spaces where all matter and energy result from primal masses of dynamite exploding. A big bang indeed.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Need a Movie?
And here I am trying to figure out how to get all my work online, when with one phone call all my woes can be washed away.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
NFL Crunchtime
Krichamr strikes again with more love for Picnicface productions. Know them, love them.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Thriller 25 Promo
Kinda cool. To promote the Thriller 25 release avoiding the use of that creepy white/black guy these viral vids have hit the web. Random acts of MJ anyone?
Thank Marques for Comfeze
No help from Jeff on this one. Just some randomness I stumbled across in my world wide webventures.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Christmas With Nick
Apparently this Nick guy, has a lot of shit when it comes to Christmas. Thanks Krichmar.
Monday, March 3, 2008
hey Africa?!
Sometimes Jeff sends you things, and you can have no more appropriate response but confusion. Take the above as an example.
Steroids…the least of his worries
So my brother sent me this one the other day. I knew steroids was a somewhat serious accusation in the 80's and throughout today. But our dear friend "The Macho Man" Randy Savage apparently had issues with other drugs. No clue what they were, but son-of-a-bitch if this ain't funny as fuck to me.
Super Bingo
From the people who bought you Powerthirst, comes another conglomerate of random thinking in the form of Super Bingo. My personal favorites include Burngo Bingo and Pegasi. I'm hopped up on Banadryl right now, but am more than sure that this will be equally as funny when I'm sober.
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